Grow a New Mother in Law

Guaranteed to like you.

Mothers in law have been the butt of jokes since the time of Adam and Eve. No, hang on...maybe not quite that far back. Anyway, here's a amusing little addition to the tradition.
Simply place your mother in law in water and within a couple of hours she will start to grow until she is 600% her original size.

This mother in law will always keep her opinions to herself, will never turn up uninvited, and won't look for dust on your surfaces.

Adult novelty - do not leave around small children. That makes sense.