Man Flu Rescue Kit

For when it's really, really bad.

As we know, Man Flu is an epidemic of global proportions, capable of pole axing even the most red-blooded male. It is particularly virulent among the professional classes. Sadly, many doctors still refuse to recognize the serious nature of this virus, often leaving patients to suffer at home, with little or no medical support.

Now this practical kit can help to convince loved ones that lashings of TLC are in order. It contains a soothing chill pack, a forehead thermometer, and a generous pack of sick notes that can be used to describe your symptoms and request various therapies, from hot soup to warm hugs.

Warning: If symptoms persist, double the moaning and groaning.